tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post115342475738950898..comments2023-07-07T03:36:22.062-04:00Comments on Microfamous: For &$#@'s sake...Kelly Lovehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04921786976286066911noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153922522112217602006-07-26T10:02:00.000-04:002006-07-26T10:02:00.000-04:00grundle monkey is one of my personal faves. or pre...grundle monkey is one of my personal faves. or pretty much any inane word attached to "monkey"Thundershockedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15832344460242645607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153832367629913062006-07-25T08:59:00.000-04:002006-07-25T08:59:00.000-04:00First rule of clean cursing - if you sound like a ...First rule of clean cursing - if you sound like a leftover from another era, you will just be viewed as a complete loser, and will receive no spiritual satisfaction from said expletives. <BR/><BR/>For clean cursing to be effective, it has to be FUNNY.<BR/><BR/>Ahem:<BR/><BR/>Turdbracket<BR/>Snotwaffle<BR/>Asspaddle<BR/>Crapmonger<BR/><BR/>See, by taking mildly offensive words and combining them with complete nonsense, you get something that FEELS like a curse when you say it, and which, because of the humor involved, disarms the recipient while simultaneously letting them know you really meant something much worse.<BR/><BR/>Like cuntbucket.Marchelinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11201825708442679157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153783573721312232006-07-24T19:26:00.000-04:002006-07-24T19:26:00.000-04:00I recall getting in trouble for using the term tea...I recall getting in trouble for using the term tea bagging at a wedding in front of the kids but they thought I was talking about making a hot drink before the mom got all upset.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14496312267107269086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153532995264695012006-07-21T21:49:00.000-04:002006-07-21T21:49:00.000-04:00Jings! Crivens!My grandmother's family sent us Sco...Jings! Crivens!<BR/><BR/>My grandmother's family sent us Scottish cartoons when we were kids. The Denise the Menace type character <A HREF="" REL="nofollow" HTTP://WWW.GEO.ED.AC.UK/SCOTGAZ/PEOPLE/FAMOUSFIRST314.HTML> "Oor Wullie"</A> used the expressions, "Jings! Crivvens! Help ma Boab!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153529163197005322006-07-21T20:46:00.000-04:002006-07-21T20:46:00.000-04:00like Bob said, "cheese and rice" is a great substi...like Bob said, "cheese and rice" is a great substitute. not that it tastes good as a meal, but yeah, as a swear/blasphemy, it does the trick.<BR/><BR/>I've heard "ahhhhhhhhhh SUGAR" quite a few times at work and "HOLEY FIRETRUCK!!" has become a staple of another coworker's vocabulary.<BR/><BR/>there's a restaurant called "Mother Tucker's" in Halifax, Nova Scotia, so I've been known to utter that one often. If it's acceptable as a place to eat well by gosh I'll utter it in great despair if I so choose.Lynerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07232465409917818127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153524587232772432006-07-21T19:29:00.000-04:002006-07-21T19:29:00.000-04:00My curse substitutes are:A-holeSon of a sea cookan...My curse substitutes are:<BR/><BR/>A-hole<BR/>Son of a sea cook<BR/>and,<BR/>Fuck you.<BR/><BR/>Oh wait, that last one just slips out..it doesn't really apply to the question at hand. *shrug*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153522633168648382006-07-21T18:57:00.000-04:002006-07-21T18:57:00.000-04:00My dad makes up things to say in Spanish. Somehow...My dad makes up things to say in <BR/>Spanish. Somehow, everything sounds better in Spanish. For example:<BR/><BR/>"Ir de pescas!"<BR/><BR/>Meaning: To go fishing.<BR/><BR/>See?mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153522357175155012006-07-21T18:52:00.000-04:002006-07-21T18:52:00.000-04:00The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss word...The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?<BR/>The Dude: What the fuck you talking about? <BR/><BR/>from <A HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes" REL="nofollow">Big Lebowski</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153509490844193772006-07-21T15:18:00.000-04:002006-07-21T15:18:00.000-04:00I just keep swearin' like a truck driver...But BY ...I just keep swearin' like a truck driver...<BR/><BR/>But BY FAR my favorite non-trucker word is fidiot.LeShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14980509507170565763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153507048553589142006-07-21T14:37:00.000-04:002006-07-21T14:37:00.000-04:00Stephen Fry says "Pants" in numerous British comed...Stephen Fry says "Pants" in numerous British comedies. I like "pants" as a swear word. "Oh, PANTS! I forgot to pick up my brother."<BR/><BR/>You can pull from Black Adder and talk about rudely shaped turnips or "You're as ignorant and hairy as a very ignorant and hairy thing."<BR/><BR/>Also, I like "son of a businessman" or "cheese and rice" or simply closing my lips to make sounds that can only be described as "fmurkle."<BR/><BR/>BobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153505213779982862006-07-21T14:06:00.000-04:002006-07-21T14:06:00.000-04:00Gobshite. I'm telling you that using curse words f...Gobshite. I'm telling you that using curse words from the UK can help. I'll call some dude a gobshite and he looks at me like....what? It works.<BR/><BR/>Gobshite!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153504331644367002006-07-21T13:52:00.000-04:002006-07-21T13:52:00.000-04:00Clown is a good one! I actually do like Will Farre...Clown is a good one! I actually do like Will Farrell (Old School was hilarious). That's a good idea.<BR/><BR/>I think my sister would kill me if she thought my nephew picked it up from me. She already jumps to when she hears him say something that SOUNDS LIKE sh*t. <BR/><BR/>Expressing myself without sounding like Sandra Dee or a Canadian (hoser or hosebeast variations) is hard. I like borderline tolerable...would "douchebag" count as one of those?Kelly Lovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04921786976286066911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153503375520098272006-07-21T13:36:00.000-04:002006-07-21T13:36:00.000-04:00You could use the squeaky clean Oh FUDGE!You could use the squeaky clean <BR/>Oh FUDGE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153503195150699342006-07-21T13:33:00.000-04:002006-07-21T13:33:00.000-04:00Let's see, mine substitutes usually borderline tol...Let's see, mine substitutes usually borderline tolerable:<BR/>stinker & stinkerhead<BR/>turd<BR/>dirtball<BR/><BR/>My 2yo picked up the F-bomb from a friend. I finally convinced him it was not ok to say. He recently told me, "I won't say F---, I'll say HAT."<BR/><BR/>So, now whenever he's frustrated he screeches, "HAT!" He came up with it, so I'll let it be for now.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551840357731155068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5006451.post-1153497192950227362006-07-21T11:53:00.000-04:002006-07-21T11:53:00.000-04:00Joker.Clown.They can be incredibly funny - and the...Joker.<BR/>Clown.<BR/><BR/>They can be incredibly funny - and therefore satisfying - if used properly.<BR/><BR/>I think, from what I can gather from this site, that you might not be very interested in Will Farrell.<BR/><BR/>But, watching his movies or SNL can give you a lot of insight into creative substitutes for profanity.Josephinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08237934014499308722noreply@blogger.com