I'll take "things that need updating" for $500...

New health insurance that includes vision coverage = new glasses (to make me feel better about the fact that my vision changed for the first time in six years and I have to get new lenses and I'm probably like a month away from needing reading glasses which makes me feel like young me is trapped in a me that is aging and that makes me feel anxious). So I'm getting these cool-ass frames.


Super cute and I can't wait until they're done (and not just because I have daily eye strain). Blink blink.

So hearing is the next thing to go?