Thinking cool thoughts...

* If one more person asks, "hot enough for ya?" I'm going to spontaneously combust.
* I don't like contributing to global warming, but I love air conditioning, which makes me an active participant in the destruction of our planet. Um...sorry.
* I can't sleep without a fan going.

I stumbled across this animated story of a girl and her fan by Lori Samsel on YouTube. Enjoy.

Family Guy + Chuck Norris = Awesomeness

I swear I'm not turning into a TV mush head; it just happens to be the most interesting thing in my life right now that I'm willing to write about.

Last night's Family Guy was a hoot and a half. I practically hung up the phone on Erin when it came on (I was all "FamilyGuyscomingongottagobye!" and she was all "whateverbitchthatssodamnstupid").

Seth MacFarlane digs Chuck Norris facts. I dig Chuck Norris facts. Were two people ever so destined to be together? I worry I'll start to think he's sending me secret messages through my television and end up on CNN after being arrested for following him to the Dairy Queen and trying to hug him in the parking lot. Someone let me know if I'm headed there, please?

Why I eyes ya all the live long day...

I know I swore off cute cat crap here forever and ever, but Aleigh sent me a link to this video a couple of weeks ago and I've giggled my ass off watching it at least a few dozen times (not all in one day). Even if you're not a cat person, watch it through the end because the last little guy is THE BEST.