Mostly True Part Deux...
Getting the last secret off my chest made me feel so clean I thought I'd unload a few more:
For three months in middle school, I spelled my name Kelly-with-an-i just so I could draw a little heart over the "i".
I frequently hug people with just one arm because I don't like the commitment of hugging with both arms.
I once dated a guy I hated for way too long just so I could make his life miserable. And I did. I don't do that anymore because I'm a grown-up now.
I just lied when I said I was a grown-up now.