Who's my little monkey? Who is?
But it hates all cat food except the stinky gross kind, loud noises, talking, closed doors, all television except for the Weather Channel, baths, people, birds, and cold air. And her own poo.
Sometimes, when I'm really lucky, I get to chase her down after she rockets out of the cat box in fear (longhaired cats sometimes get what you call...how to put this delicately...a dingleberry...attached to the rear end...and she is scared of hers). And when I catch her, I get to wash her ass.
On the plus side, she often wakes me up in the morning by drooling in my hair.