Current mood: F*cking disgusted
Have you seen the video of GW's "one-fingered victory salute?"
I sincerely hope there's a camera around to get candid footage of Mr. Smug McSmarmy crying like a girl after he loses to John Kerry next week.

It was just a matter of time...

Who's the cutest? Hmmm? Who is?

That's...um...hot
You know all those ads you see with the skankatorious Paris Hilton in a Vote or Die t-shirt? Turns out, she's not even registered to vote. Not in California. Not in New York. Not at all.

Maybe they should have read the shirt to her before she put it on? Not that she would have declined to whore herself out even if she knew what it said. Yack. I'm staying at the Marriott.

Who beefed?
You just have to see this movie.



I'm not spoiling anything by telling you that one of the funniest scenes (next to the Christian girl running a van into a 100-foot-tall Jesus), is when Jena Malone pranks Mandy Moore by hiding rotting steak in her locker and Tia (Heather Matarazzo) walks by, sniffs, and says, "Ewwww, who beefed?"

What makes you so happy?
You have to see these t-shirts, designed by my friend Michelle. Hi-LAR-ious. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!