A big, fuzzy, happy birthday post...
To my dear, sweet friend Charlie. Charlie, as you turn 29 today, I would like to express how happy I am that you, in your usual random and perverse way, came into my life over three years ago. That first day at work, when we were in the dressing rooms at Grannies Goodies and you came out looking all stunning in that tight, lime green polyester suit...once I could take my eyes off of your polyester enhanced "man area," I knew I had a friend for life. Charlie, dear, you had me at "f*ck off, whore."
Bon Anniversaire, mon ami. Et beaucoup plus.