Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Running numbers...
I've never been very good at managing my time, balancing my checkbook, or remembering that the note in my pocket that says "milk" means pick up milk on the way home (and not just cat food, O Magazine, and cigarettes). It doesn't sound that bad, but when you really look at the data it's kind of scary. Woman-with-50-cats scary. Senior-citizen-with-40-years-worth-of-newspapers-stacked-to-the-ceiling scary. Anne-Heche-wandering-in-the-desert scary.

This week, I have:
* 23 products for my hair (not including styling tools)
* 7 blank notebooks (because I've almost, almost, almost filled the one I'm carrying)
* 67 links on my Internet favorites to shopping web sites
* 12 items of clothing in my closet with the tags still on
* 9 unread books on my nightstand
* 42 already-read magazines that need to be clipped and tossed
* gone 487 miles past when the "engine service" light on my car came on
* 2 checks left (and haven't ordered new ones)
* 311 emails in my inbox that need responding to
* 2 days worth of clean underwear left.

Top that.


  1. I hear you on the book thing. I have so many unread books and magazines, yet I always buy more. This past weekend I turned my hallway into a bookstore. We put a few bookcases in and filled them with all of our unread books. This way when I have an Amazon or B&N craving, I can just go into the hallway a buy a book from myself. I am sure that this only seems like a good idea too me, but I think it will work.

  2. It's really only that underwear that matters, darlin'.

  3. I don't wear the damn stuff and neither should you. turn your back on panties!


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