Thursday, August 11, 2005

If I didn't live in mortal fear of becoming a total loser...
I would have gone to grad school, moved back in with my parents, and started putting on weight like it was a paying job. Right now, I would be sitting in a mobile home my "temporary" housing on the family acreage with my jobless friends watching The Effing Matrix for the 50-bajillionth time, stuffing my face with cupcakes my mom baked and waiting for my hair to fall out.

Oh, wait...that was HIM.


  1. Do I know who this is, because I think I do.

  2. Sounds about right.

    (I've witnessed too much grad-school-attendance-on-a-whim.)


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