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Monday Minutiae: cheese food, Cyndi Lauper, and Republicans with guns...
There has been a half a cheese sandwich in the gravel parking lot going on four days now. The cheese is bright orange. Ants haven't even touched it. It makes me wonder what processed cheese does in your body if it doesn't decompose outdoors.

Cyndi Lauper is still totally rad. "When You Were Mine" is meant to be belted out at the top of your lungs.

Big Dick Cheney shot someone while hunting. Am I going to hell for being so amused? Couldn't they have been hunting for something scarier than QUAIL? Give me a sharp pencil and I could bring home a few fat little birds. It might sound better if they were tracking a wildebeest. Or something else with teeth.