A couple of weeks ago, I was trying to figure out if my heart is better or worse off now than I was 10 years ago. I still can't decide, but at least my most recent crisis arrived just in time for my deadline.
A couple of weeks ago, I was trying to figure out if my heart is better or worse off now than I was 10 years ago. 
Speaking of 10 years ago... I thought you were working on an acid washed jeans rant. Well?
ReplyDeleteI just realized that it is the 1st of February. Holy moly, bad girl! We need to get up to the Green Dragon and troll for Valentine's Day dates. Well?
I can tell you about broken hearts. Try having your girlfriend dump you a week before your birthday and then you find out its because she wants to date your roommate who is too stupid to zip up his pants. I'm sure people have survived worse but they probably dont have to try and not suffocate a friend while he is sleeping with your ex ten feet away.
ReplyDeleteWhat a tale of woe, dear Gonzo Pete.
ReplyDeletePerhaps this will lift your spirits... copy + paste:
http://muppets.go.com/games/muppets-flyinggonzo.html
I was going to write about acid washed jeans, but then I bought you a pair for your birthday and didn't want to ruin the surprise.
ReplyDeleteTroll? Green Dragon? Dates? I'm there.
And don't pick on my friend Gonzo Pete. He's hurting.