Everything is just smurfy...
Yesterday I walked into the bathroom at the office and there was a blue ass print on the toilet seat. My first thought: We have a Smurfette among us.
Turns out, someone wore new pants (that's "slacks" for you midwesterners) and the dye in the fabric turned her skin blue, which in turn transferred to the white toilet seat and made a blue ass print.
What a relief. I thought a visit from the the evil and cunning Gargamel was imminent.
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her."
~Donnie Darko
ha ha...that happened to me once with dark denim...and there I was, in an intimate position with the love of my life and he says to me...nope, it wasn't "I love you" it was, "your ass is navy!"
ReplyDeleteI've shared too much. I must go now.
Melina's funny. And the blue ass print is funny. Donnie Darko is way funny. But I think I would have hysterics if I had a blue ass and would in no way find it at all funny, especially if smurf ass doesn't come off of porcelain.
ReplyDeleteUm...should I take a wild guess at whose butt was blue? I bet I could nail it.
ReplyDeletewere there skin lines in the ass print--like a thumb print would have?
ReplyDeleteThat's why you're supposed to wash your new clothes before you wear them. I hope that smurfy color comes off the smurfing toilet seat!
ReplyDeleteum. did this person come out and share this with everyone at work?
ReplyDeleteand also, HOW LONG was she sitting (AND SWEATING, obviously) on that toilet? ew.
How very smurfy. That is all.
ReplyDeleteI love that movie Donnie Darko.
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