My sister Katie recently mailed me a card with the latest Cute Nephew photos.
And the interior (along with Cute Nephew photos):
Right, I know, he's freaking cute. But read the card. Because I don't get it. Why would I mind? She knows I like brawny, tattooed guys. Is the ostrich supposed to be the joke? I don't really have anything against them. It would be better if he was on a Harley instead of an ostrich, but I'm not going to be nitpicky about it.
I've never been "math smart" or particularly "logical," but now I am also not smart enough to understand a joke on a greeting card.