Well said. If you include "become a high-functioning alcoholic" and extend the timeline about 10 years, I've followed your instructions to the letter!Ugh...
That both makes me sad AND makes me feel better. 10 years is a long time to grieve over a lost love!
I suppose there are more productive hobbies than musing, but what can you do? C'est la guerre!
damn.I am only three weeks in...you could also add 'keep checking statcounter to see when he visits your blog'. ugh.
Damn, les. I could have added that! Also obsessively checking HIS myspace page, switching from 2% to skim milk because I don't have to f*cking compromise anymore, and not having to tell anyone at work we broke up because I never introduced him to them in the first place. Hang in there!