Damn, les. I could have added that! Also obsessively checking HIS myspace page, switching from 2% to skim milk because I don't have to f*cking compromise anymore, and not having to tell anyone at work we broke up because I never introduced him to them in the first place.
That both makes me sad AND makes me feel better. 10 years is a long time to grieve over a lost love!
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ReplyDeleteI am only three weeks in...
you could also add 'keep checking statcounter to see when he visits your blog'.
ugh.
Damn, les. I could have added that! Also obsessively checking HIS myspace page, switching from 2% to skim milk because I don't have to f*cking compromise anymore, and not having to tell anyone at work we broke up because I never introduced him to them in the first place.
ReplyDeleteHang in there!