I'm supposed to be finishing my essay for the April issue of Skirt! - the humor issue. Researching: "absorbed twin," "teratoma," and "hypochondria." You don't want more details than that, trust me. If I can make some funny today, you'll get to read all about it in the April issue. But I ran out of funny around 8 o'clock this morning. It might have something to do with only getting six hours of sleep because I stayed up way late last night switching between news stations until the early hours of morning.
My candidate is "in it to win it!" Go Hillary!