Thursday, May 26, 2005

No one really knows if crazy is catching...
I am almost always on the side of the powerful-woman-celebrity-who-is-being-persecuted (or prosecuted...still love ya, Martha!). But in Rosie O'Donnell's case, I'm going to have to make an exception. Someone emailed me her blog, and it's unquestionably one of the most bizarre I have ever seen. It's what I imagine Charles Manson's blog would be like. If it was a rock star, it would be Prince. It's the online equivalent of accidentally walking into a room where a dozen eye-rolling mouth-breathers are making god's eye crosses out of popsicle sticks for art therapy. My favorite gem: "MY BROTHER ED TOLD THEM THIS WOULD HAPPEN BUT NOOOOO THEY DID NOT LISTEN." The stream of consciousness ranting and lack of punctuation makes my brain hurt.

Go there...but be forewarned: I only spent about 10 minutes scanning through (mostly trying to figure out if it was for real...and it is) and now I can't seem to shake the urge to wear panties on my head. I know I didn't have that before.


  1. That is seriously disturbing. Where are my new boy shorts?

  2. I used to really like Rosie, but now I just think she's creepy.

    Anyone who'd bead a chin hair, then cut it and keep it in a box (all while on national TV) has got to be a few cards short of a whole pack.

  3. My brain hurts now. Nothing in the world seems right. I'd like to blame you Kel. Sorry.

  4. You made it 10 minutes on Rosie's site? Wow, I salute you. I only made it about 30 seconds and I decided I either had to close the browser or shove red-hot needles into my eyes.

  5. You should check out her Flickr account. Crazy.


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