Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Things I wish I didn't know...

Williams Sonoma sells handmade marshmallows. These are not "regular" marshmallows. They are vastly superior to the kind you get in a bag at the supermarket. They are so good they will make you hate all other marshmallows, past and future, and wish that you had never seen a jar of "Fluff."

What's on TV at 3 or 4am. (Family Guy, ATHF, Green Acres, Godzilla's Revenge...)

There is such a thing as "anime porn" (it's just what it sounds like and no, I won't be linking to any). Gross.

What Flavor Flav likes in a woman. I'm never going to get back those hours wasted in front of VH-1 "CelebReality" shows. Again, gross.

That fans of Clay Aiken are called "Claymates" and they get really (really) angry if anyone suggests he might be gay.

The soullessness of The Real World. Before Real World San Francisco, the only Puck I'd ever heard of was Robin Goodfellow (from A Midsummer Night's Dream) because it was also my mom's dog's name.

What Britney's cookie looks like. Damn the Internet and its poorly identified click-through links! Super grande gross.

Please join me in a moment of silence for my lost innocence.


  1. There was a lady I once knew who was so proud, she had given her son a messenger bag he had asked for. It had a mock-up of the logo Intel Inside and said Hentai Inside.

    I asked her if she knew what Hentai was.

    She asked.

    I told.

  2. Be strong, little artisanal marshmellow.

  3. Anime porn, homemade marshmallows and Clay Aiken all in one post? Google's going to have a blast with this one.

    Nice blog, btw. I don't know if I've ever commented here. But here goes....

  4. Heather - That is...just...so...wrong.

    Jaz - I'm going to have that tattooed on my forearm.

    Cruisermel - thank you! Every now and then I like to do a post that brings 'em in. And don't forget about Britney's cookie...though if I really wanted the traffic I'd have called it something else.

  5. I had no idea what Hentai was, I had to go google it! I feel so violated....


  6. I thought I knew everything there was to know about porn from watching HBO! Thanks for the "learning moment."


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