My favorite Tom Cruise blogquote of the day:
[from Sarcastic Journalist, one of my weekly reads]
When he starts going into his Scientology jargon (which we know he will) I will look him in the eye. After every blatantly wrong statement he makes, I will say one thing.
“Tom, please show me your vagina.”
I plan on borrowing the last line and using it often. As in: "Oh, you think abortion should be illegal, Mr. Bigdickman? May I see your vagina?" and "That's an interesting point you make about access to birth control, Senator Blahdeblah, but would you mind showing me your vagina?"